Step one: Watch Sweet’s new commercials before your friends see them on “Gimme Sugar!”
Step two: Brag about how you saw them first. Wag your finger or tongue for emphasis. Throw in a little “nanny nanny billy goat,” if you’re good at dodging flying objects.
Step three: Write on Suzanne’s Facebook wall telling her how amazing she looks in the commercial.
Step four: Look in the mirror, look deep into your eyes and say, “I love me. I deserve a fantastic lesbian vacation.” Repeat three times. Brush your teeth. Softly! Your teeth are your friends.
Step five: Call Flavia at 877-793-3830. She’ll gently guide you through the rest.
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