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The adorable radio personality and author Diana Cage interviewed me on Sirius OutQ Radio on May 13. Diana Cage is completely obsessed with lesbian sex and relationships. She’s a complete doll, especially in parts 2 and 3, where we talk about lesbian sex and relationships. Oh, and lesbian travel, too, of course.

We’ve broken the show into five- to seven-minute segments. If you only have time for one, make it part 2 or part 3. Those are way funnier. Listen to them all in order if you’ve got 27 minutes laying around.

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Yes, I did say, “Ridiculous whorebags who save the world.” You’ll have to listen to find out why.

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Did you know that on Sirius you can say words that are verboten on other radio stations and they don’t beep you? We didn’t use a bunch of those words in this segment, but we could have, if we wanted. I love freedom of speech and expression, almost as much as Diana Cage loves women with bad credit and intimacy issues.

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Le grand finale: Don’t worry, Diana invites Sweet back for more talking and a very special contest to give one lucky Sirius OutQ lesbian a balcony stateroom for two on the Sweet Caribbean Cruise, Nov. 8-15, 2009. If you have any ideas for a fun and meaningful contest, please add them to the comments section below.

And thanks for listening.

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