Whoo hoo! It’s finally time to pack for our Cozumel Palace Resort.

Here’s a list of things you don’t want to forget:
• Toiletries: Razor, lotion, make up (or not), hair ties, toothbrush, toothpaste, topsy tail, hair brush, mousse, gel, Advil, Extenze, tampons / pads, Q-Tips, etc.

• Hairdryer: If you have long or thick hair, you’ll want to bring your own dryer.

• Shorts: Cargo shorts — check! Camo shorts — check! Bermuda shorts — check! Board shorts — check! If you have no idea what I’m talking about, then you don’t need my help packing. Read the rest of this entry »

Our Sweet Cozumel Palace Resort is fast approaching. Y’all need to book your rooms, so you don’t miss this indulgent, fun-filled week in paradise, Sept. 4-11, 2010.

IRRESISTIBLE FINANCING: FROM $88 A MONTH
First and foremost, we’ve made this vacation affordable and our payment terms flexible. We want you to come, so we’re offering our no interest, no fees 12-month payment plan on bookings before August 13, 2010. That means, your vacation starts at $88 per month per person.

Guess what? Once you get there, you don’t have to spend another penny. All your food (including 24-hour room service) and drink (including a wet bar in your room) is included in the price of your resort.

Can’t get away for a full week? Ask us about day rates. We have free wifi and telephone, too, so you can work from paradise, if that’s the way you roll. Read the rest of this entry »

Crank up the Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears, it’s time to roast and toast the magnificent Suzanne Westenhoefer who celebrates 20 years of bold, brash and brazen lesbolicious comedy at our Cozumel Palace Resort, Sept. 4-11, 2010. Read the rest of this entry »

Cozumel keeps getting better and better. In addition to all you can eat and drink at a swanky resort in paradise, you’ll be chillin’ like a villian with Nat, star of “The Real L Word” web series, “More to L.” Check her out at Sho.com and come meet her as we sip mai tais oceanside.